Whoopsies, I forgot to copy the rules... uhm... Put an X in all that apply and title your journal with the amount you have X-ed -- "I do stupid things __% of the time." There are 100 questions, so the percent works out perfectly =3
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
Haha...
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
Don't remember =/
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
I suppose so... can't recall any specific time though
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
My pencil during an algebra test >.>;;
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
Oh I'm sure I have...
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
(see above)
Running total: 5
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
I think I've smacked myself in the face with a baseball bat
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
Oh my God... all the time
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
No, but I got silly putty in my hair! : D
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
Tomatos are gross... and evil. They bite.
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
Not a drink, but chicken -- I figure that counts
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
I called my best friend "mommy" once 8D;;
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot!
Running total: 9
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
Uh... what if I put stickers on my forehead and go out into public when I'm well aware that's it's on? D:
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 14
31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
I didn't consider the whole see through part... one day I even wore a skirt when 50 mph winds woke me up through the night! I just... have brain damage or something.
33. [ ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
Second degree burns from eating hot caramel with my fingers, baby! 5 years old B)
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
I've put spoons in the fridge...
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 18
41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
I make them fit
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
Not for an extended amount of time
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
Wow, that's just... I do this 99% of the time; I don't remember anything...
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
Almost
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 22
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
I think most people have
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
I don't see how that's a problem...
54. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
Hah, at my li'l bro's 10th b-day party I accidentally told the attendant lady I was a year younger XD;;
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
I forget stupid things from time to time
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Most likely
Running total: 30
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
I say funner all the time... it's funner to say funner than more fun
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
Yeah, when I lose my train of thought... >.>;;
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
Once again, brain damage = memory loss
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
I'm always right ;]
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 36
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
...
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
I don't remember what that is...
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [ ] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 38
81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
Haha, this one made me actually laugh
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
They do...? =o
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
Ah yes... crush codenames. I'll never forget you coke, mile, and kitty... wait, there was a fork in there too... (I never used real names XD;; )
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
Muahaha
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 42
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
Eww, yeah
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
My celing is untextured D:
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
Of course! After tests you type things to people on your graphing calculator!
100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Water balloons mostly
Total: 47%
I tag ~
inasabrina! And, and... whoever else wants to do it! : D
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(so yeah, sorry, nothing exciting...)
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